Outsourcing
It feels like the amount of my work is growing by geometric progression. One more PowerPoint about cellulite or wrinkles and I will start screaming! It is already more than two months that I spend mostly with translations. Give me some Excel sheet to analyze please !!! I am really desperate. Therefore I decided to outsource some of the work.
I offer: 500-1000 Korun českých per PowerPoint, according to the number of slides and technical details provided + extra bonus for shitty topic like cellulite. The translation doesn't have to be perfect. You can skip the most tricky parts and I will also provide you with consultations and some support materials.
Requirements: Czech or Slovak native
This is a wonderful opportunity for you! You will find out how the skin works and how to take care about it. You will learn a lot of new impressive words (e.g. innocuousness, ubiquitous, cutaneous...). Leave me a comment if you want to earn some extra money :)
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Ha ha. Brilliant idea! Unfortunately I don't speak Czech. Oh, and my daily rate is more in the 500-1000 Euro region ;)
Uff, sorry, I cannot afford your services. Your fee is higher than my monthly salary. But you know what ... I am sure you have already serious concerns about the luminosity of your skin and maybe even the first fine lines appear. You are very lucky to know me. I can give you professional advise and I will charge you just 100 Euro.
How did you know??? You're right, due to too much work and an unhealthy lifestyle luminosity of my skin declines and first wrinkles appear. But I thought that would add a masculine edge to my overall appearance...
You see ... I am a real expert
Indeed, you are. I'm impressed. Now, what advice can you give me for 100 Euro?
First I will explain you the key parts of your skin (corneocytes, desmosomes, Langerhans cells, fibroblast, keratinocytes...) + their main functions. Then I will help you to identify the main problems of your skin and I will show you the solution. I will tell you what ingredients your skin care should include + I can also give you some suggestions on specific products.
I have Langerhans cells and keratinocytes in my skin??? Oh my god... Sounds like we've got a deal. I could offer you 48 minutes of business advice in exchange ;-)
Now I am curious. What kind of exchange do you mean? You know how to attract me! I will be probably forever exchanger in my soul :) So, what kind of business advice can you provide to a person that was Vicepresident for exchange for a year?
Now you're asking for some really useful advice? Unfortunately that's actually not my area of expertise. I could just blather about anything, from structuring a complex derivatives deal to optimizing your business processes. Or I could help with your math homework or do your laundry... Everything, if you could just prevent my bedraggled skin form rapidly decaying :-o
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